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3 Weird Ways Girls Test a Guy to See How “Desperate” or “Needy” He Acts (Do THIS instead)

By Bobby Rio
Co-creator of: The Scrambler

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In the article below, we wanted to discuss one of the most critical elements to seducing that one girl you really want- your emotions.

Unfortunately, most guys emotions DO NOT act in their best interest when it comes to getting a girl (especially when you really like her.)

You’re emotions cause all kinds of mischief like making you act insecure, needy, clingy, and predictable… All things that MURDER attraction.

The reality is that when these “emotions” take over… its like it disengages your logical brain. And you start doing all the things you know you SHOULD NOT be doing…

Signs You’re Acting “Needy”

– feeling a compulsion to call or text her

– Unable to “play it cool”

– blurting out your feelings too soon

– making yourself too available

– showing noticeable jealousy when she mentions other guys

– showing too much disappointment when she can’t hang out

Here’s the worse part….

She is going to TEST YOU to see how “needy” she can make you… (she does this subconsciously of course)… Its her way of screening out weak guys… ==>this video explains how to handle her tests

She’ll cancel plans and pay close attention to how you react…

She’ll “forget” to text you back to see how you handle it…

She’ll challenge you on stuff to see how quickly you back down…

Here’s a very simple example of a “test”… If you’re listening to a certain type of music that you like she might say “Do you like that?” in a tone that expresses that she definitely doesn’t.

How do you respond? Do you lie and say “not really”? Or “It’s ok”

If so, you’re TRYING HARDER. And the pendulum of power is tipped in her favor.

– And she doesn’t want that. She would much rather you look at her and say “yea, this song kicks ass.”

No girl wants a guy who won’t defend himself. Even against her.

Here’s the good news: You can correct this imbalance, and rather easily when you know exactly what to do.

You see, on the very next page we’re going to unveil to you 4 somewhat odd, but extremely effective strategies you can begin to using today that will ultimately put YOU in the POSITION of POWER (and eliminate your needy behavior).

Texting Girls You Like

After the victory of getting her phone number wears down, then the fear of what to text her arrives. You went out and socialized and to your surprise, got a number or maybe even two in the process. Now what? You wanted the number for a reason besides staring at it on your phone, right? Now is the time to think of a plan and deliver the text message to the girl you like without scaring her away. But how do you do that?

Following are a few guidelines to follow when texting a girl that you could truly like:

What to Text Girls

 An Interesting Text

  • There are way too many instances in life where people have to wade through boring material for their jobs, their lives or whatever. When it comes time to text a girl, don’t be boring – be interesting to capture her attention. Stimulate her mind or capture her curiosity by what you type in those few lines to her. Make it worthwhile for her to read or even reply to. If there isn’t a point to the message – and the point could simply be to make her laugh – then why bother? Have an interesting point or don’t send it.

Silly Pictures

  • Phones were built these days to communicate in multiple ways. Could you have imagined twenty years ago that a phone would be able to send a picture? That poor old rotary dial never stood a chance at competing with the phones of today. But that is good for you because it only takes a few seconds to snap a picture of something funny or cute and send it to a girl. A picture is a faster way to open up communication and it can allow you to bypass any awkward first texts that open up a dialogue.

Phrases that could be questions

  • When you simply send a definitive statement, then there isn’t room for a reply. When you send a phrase that asks something, then you have a better chance of getting a reply from the girl. For instance, if you were to receive a text that said the sky was blue you would look and delete it. But if you had a text that said my sky is aquamarine with twinkles in it, what does yours look like? Then a reply would be more forthcoming. It can start a dialogue and even make them realize you were thinking of them to start with when you considered the sky.

Keep it Short and Direct

  • Texts that should be chapters in a book should be avoided at all costs. Most people will give you a few seconds of their time to scan a message and if it is interesting they will continue. If it is full of words that appear needy, then it will be ignored and probably never replied to. People are busy these days so when you send a text it needs to be to the point, with a point and sent in a manner that shows you are reaching out to them to connect but not trying to grasp their shoulder and never be willing to let them go. Being clingy is a sure way to get girls to avoid you in the future. Review your texts back and forth and make sure they look balanced between how much you send and what she sends.

Relate Your Plans

  • There was a reason why you aimed to get her phone number in the first place – you wanted to continue on with the conversation and get to know her better. In the texts you are sending make sure to communicate that you still want to get to know her better and throw out events in the future that might work. See what her response is and then you can formally ask and make it a date. Her reaction can give you clues in to if she really wants to go or if you have to talk her in to it. If there is a lot of arm twisting involved either she doesn’t like that activity or she is trying to let you down easy. Pay attention to the cues and be cool about it. If she replies that she can’t wait to go and see you, then you are golden and in luck!

Sending Funny Text Messages to Girls

You have gotten the girl with her phone number to an extent, but don’t remember that it is the ultimate goal. Sure, you would like a girlfriend that is cool, but remember to have fun along the way. If you can’t have fun in your search then what is the point? Life is too short to stress over every little thing you do in the process of getting a girl, so make sure you are always having fun, no matter what you are doing to get the girl.

For example, if you are texting, make sure to occasionally send funny texts or try and elicit some humor from her. If she can make you laugh in the process of trying to make her laugh, then it is even better. How do you do that? Send a funny text message and start the ball rolling.

1.  Funny and suggestive pictures.

  • With the advancements in technology and the phones that can do just about everything, sending a hilarious picture is easier to do than ever. The picture can be one sent to you from another friend, it could be one you took on your own or it could even be one you found on the web browser through your phone. Instead of starting out with an awkward hi or boring whatcha doing, start out with a bang by sending a funny picture. It could get laughs and conversation rolling right away. Laughing right away will get you connected faster than stilted texting will do!  Whenever you see something funny capture the picture. You don’t have to send it right away, but keep it in your gallery for future use so you are always prepared.

2. Jokes.

  • Most jokes are very short and easy to type in to your text area. And since they are short and don’t require much thought to understand, people will read them and get them with little or no problems. People won’t get bored with them or even ignore them when they come in. They can take a few seconds, give it attention and then laugh over it. They will also think of you all day because it make them chuckle.
  • Keep the jokes short and don’t repeat yourself. A funny joke you told last week will be stale this week. Keep new material on hand and don’t recycle jokes because you don’t want to be labeled as a lame joke teller who is boring and not creative enough to come up with your own jokes.

3.  ‘Made you look.’

  • For the girl who has a great sense of humor and is fun, she will get it. You wouldn’t want to have to explain it to someone who doesn’t understand the concept of your joke, even though you know it is juvenile to begin with. Explaining why something is fun to someone usually means they aren’t, so pay attention to who gets it and who replies to it!


4.  ‘Help, my apartment is being invaded by Smurfs. How do I kill them?’

  • Now, this type of message is good for a lot of reasons. You can see how she responds and gauge her personality with her sense of humor, her playfulness, her “funness” and willingness to play along. If she doesn’t know who the Smurfs are, then you might need to reconsider a future. If she lists several options for you, then it means she is willing to play along and is creative. Creative girls are creative in all ways, so remember that.
  • One ploy you can use is to send this message to several girls and see who comes up with the funniest reply. Compare replies or use replies to send to another girl and see if they can pick up the pace. By sending this type of message you are displaying that you are fun, creative and have an imagination too. But don’t only send this type of message out as you don’t want a reputation of being a jokester who is never serious. Play it cool and only send out this type of message once in a while when you are fishing for something to keep you entertained.

5.  ‘I saw an eagle fighting a shark today and thought of you.’

  • Now this message might get you a few questions, which lead to discussion. Someone might take you seriously and ask where. Some other girl might laugh and come back with an even funnier duel to see if you can top her. Yet another girl might not get it and not reply. You can send more replies based on their initial response and get their level of humor and creativeness with this message too.

There are lots of funny texts you can send a person once you have been in a relationship for a while. There are shared jokes, shared situations and even pictures that only the two of you might find funny. Use these to share and strengthen the bond building between you.

Jokes via a Text Message

Being funny doesn’t come natural to a lot of guys. But it is one of the easiest ways to get a girl’s attention if you can relate a funny story and get them to laugh with a joke. Telling a joke shows you have a sense of humor and might even be able to laugh at yourself. Having those abilities will make you more appealing to a girl because you aren’t a hard person and can be flexible and fun.

A girl does want to be taken care of but she also wants someone who has the ability to make her laugh. It doesn’t have to be a laugh fest every minute of every day, but having a sense of humor will go a long way towards building a relationship. Add a few jokes or something funny you can pull out of your back pocket if you should ever need it.

Some of my favorite text message jokes:

 1.  Why did Mickey break up with Minnie? Because Minnie was f’ng Goofy.

  • This joke is funny but it can also move the conversation to steamier topics that will also move the relationship along. You might only get a chuckle out of it at first but she might think about it and then a text might come back along these lines that pertain to you as a couple. It could bond you together and then that will move the relationship forward like you never expected.

2. What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe him off and apologize.

  • This one should only be sent after you are comfortable with the girl and know when is comfortable with you. You don’t’ want to offend them with the joke, especially if they don’t get it. But it is also a subtle way to make them laugh and turn the conversation to more serious and steamier topics.  Don’t be afraid of sending a dirty joke because the girl might surprise you with a reply.

3.  How does Lady Gaga like her meat? RAH-RAH-RAH-AH-AW.

  • This one is funny, especially if they are a music lover. If someone isn’t in to pop music or even know who Lady Gaga is, then don’t bother. They won’t get it and you will feel stupid trying to explain the background and the punch line. Use only a joke you know or are pretty sure they will understand.

4. When does Sean Connery like to hit his balls? Tennish.

  • Sean Connery is one of the most impersonated people, so even if she never watched him as James Bond, she will probably know who he is and that he plays tennis. And with balls it could naturally take the conversation to…well, you can guess. It could be a conversation on the edge that leads to something more intimate being said between you two.

5. What does Snoop Dogg put on his whites? Bleeeea-tch.

  • Just like Lady Gaga’s joke, this one will only work if they are a rap fan and understand. They will get a laugh from it if they know the whole rap background and history of Snoop. If she doesn’t get it or know who Snoop Dogg is, then it might be time to consider if she has been hiding out in her apartment or she truly doesn’t know him. People who don’t get the icons of the day might be because they are holed up somewhere and not in reality. Could be a red flag to move on!

6.  What’s Snoop Dogg’s favorite kind of weather? Drizzle.

  • Again, see the answer above when you have to explain who Snoop Dogg is. He is funny and a cultural icon, so use him. You can gauge the girl’s sense of humor or even see if she is honest and admits if she doesn’t get it. This could also open up an avenue where you can communicate further by promising to text her a video or send her a Facebook link to a video so she does understand.

7. Haha, I made you look at your phone.

  • Elementary humor is always good for a chuckle as long as it isn’t overused. It could even start a conversation and get you a response. It is juvenile humor but don’t we all need to lighten up a little at times anyway? If she snaps back and calls you a child then it shows she doesn’t have a sense of humor and you might want to find someone who does. Jokes work both ways to detect who has a sense of humor and who needs to develop one a bit more.

8.  Why can’t Smokey the Bear’s wife get pregnant? Because when she’s in heat, he beats her with a shovel.

  • As long as there is no history of domestic abuse in her background, she might chuckle. But unless you know for sure, avoid this one until you are well along in a relationship and it won’t make her bust out in tears and remember an ex.

Short and to the point jokes can lighten a mood, make a person laugh or get a conversation rolling when used correctly. Don’t forget to use them as a tool to progress your contact with a girl.

Romantic Good Night Text Messages

If you have been lucky enough to get the numbers of several girls and text them casually, congrats. You are talking to them more often and suddenly something makes you decide you want to text them at night. That’s a great idea – when done the right way!

Texting a good night message is a little bit sweet, a little bit flirty and a little bit romantic. But before you send a good night text you need to make sure of a few things. Are you at the same emotional level that she will receive your message and not freak out? If there have been too many clingy messages sent by you, then do not send a good night message. It borders on stalking and being desperate. Send a good night message to reaffirm you are thinking of them or have been throughout the day and would like to continue on with a developing relationship.

Here are some of the best messages you can send to a girl before bedtime:  

text tipsBest Good Night Text Messages

 1.  Good night.

  • This is short, sweet and direct. It gets the point across of what you are saying without leaving her to guess at what your true meaning was or if there are ulterior motives. It also shows you care because it is bed time and you want them to be rested and get a good night’s sleep. It won’t spike an emotional response from her, but it might trigger a reaction that you have the boyfriend skills needed to take care of her in the future because you do care about her well-being.

2.  Mention a random thought and then tell her good night.

  • This type of text message takes a little bit of practice, so don’t fear it. It isn’t as hard as you would think though. Pick out a random idea and throw it out there to her and then simply say good night. For example, say ‘Isn’t it weird that people never know the names of 80’s one-hit wonders? This is my way of telling you goodnight.’ She might wonder at it, smile at it, laugh over it – but she will be thinking about you. You and not some other guy who is trying for her attention. It draws her to thinking about you and smiling about you right before she falls asleep.

3.  Funny Good Night Text Messages

  • Jokes are always a good way to lighten a mood or to alleviate a tense situation. They make everybody laugh and then hopefully life can get back to a semblance of normal. The same can be said for a funny text message sent at night. Maybe you had a rough day or maybe you know she did. Relay a terrible or a funny joke through text and see if it can lift her spirits. Even though it is stupid you could forget the day and laugh and connect to each other through it. Bad jokes and funny jokes have their place in the world too…use them to your advantage. It might also help gauge if she will turn to you in a bad or stressful situation and ask for your guidance – showing she recognizes you are caring, a leader and dominant when it comes to taking charge.


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4.  Good Night Text Messages that are Sweet

Here’s an example of a sweet message:

I’ll never be able to fall asleep if you don’t wish me good night.

  • Now, this one needs to be used in the right way and when you are secure in the beginning of a relationship. Using it on the first day you text her might show you are a bit needy.  You don’t want to appear needy, pathetic, clingy or desperate so only use this when you have been bantering on texts and can trust her to know your funny side. Don’t send it on a day when she is irritated or annoyed with others as it might turn her wrath towards you. Keep it light and use this on a day when you have really connected and are in tune with each other.

5.  Throw out an interesting fact or a question.

  • Even if you aren’t a trivia buff you can go online and research a few fun facts. Doing some research will prove you are resourceful and fun. You might even be surprised at what you learn by doing the research! Send her a text with a little quip with a fact or throw out a question that will get you more information.
  • When you phrase it in such a way like, “I bet you didn’t know this and state the fact, it opens up an avenue for discussion and conversation. And you want to converse with her, so keep it up as long as she replies.  Creates interaction between you and a shared bond that no one else will know about.

6.  Use a deep thought and say good night.

  • The example could be: Think of how many people are all looking at the same sky right now. And we’re two of them. Goodnight.
  • This uses a bit of poetry and shows you have a side that is caring and one capable of being a deeper thinker. Sure you can be fun but you also stop to appreciate the bigger things in life. It could also open up the discussion on an emotional level where you connect even more, especially if she was thinking the same thing. If deep thoughts make you nervous, opt for a joke instead.

If you don’t know exactly which one to try first, ease in to it with a joke. Once you are more practiced with reading girls and sending texts you won’t have any problems at all in the future at knowing what to do.

100’s More Romantic Text Messages

1) It’s OK to love and lose, but it’s fantastic to lose and love. I lost
my heart and fell in love with you!

2) If I wrote your name in the sky, clouds would block it. If I
wrote your name in the sand, waves would wash it. If I wrote
your name in paper, worms would eat it. So, I wrote your name
in my heart, where nothing can change it.

3) Owner’s pride, neighbors envy – that’s what love is.

4) Love is a partnership – where you get all the gains, and I get all
the losses. Why else should I have to lose my heart for you to
gain it?

5) I think of you, I worry about you. I don’t know what I would
do without you.

6) Did you hurt me? Never! Do I love you? Forever!

7) You are too good to be true, too real to be a dream, too
wonderful to be lost. No wonder, there’s no one for me but you.
8) Honey is sweet, so are you.

9) When it’s time to say goodbye, I think I’ll just shrivel up and
10) If you must leave, close the door behind you, and leave the
key behind oh, and leave my heart on the windowsill for the
birds to feed on.

11) Alone when I was born. Alone, when I’m to die. But if I get
to spend all the time in between with you, it would be worth my

12) Touch me lots, Kiss me lots. If you love me, don’t leave me
in knots.

13) Good night, sleep tight. Dream of me while I hold you tight.
14) Ever heard of MISSION IMPOSSIBLE – that’s what I’d be
on if I had to forget you.
15) I love you more than I can say. Enough to tell that I love you
more every day.

16) I envy your tears they are born in your eyes, slide on your
cheeks and kiss your lips, to fall to your heart.

17) You are as yummy as a strawberry pie.

18) If you want to go, I’ll let you leave. I’ll wait right here till
you come back to me.
19) I feel hot when I think of you. So, I’m going to get me some
ice cream.
20) Pink and luscious, juicy and sweet I can’t stop wanting you
just like cherry and cream!
21) You are heady as wine, classy as champagne. I thank God
You are mine, come rain or shine.
22) When wanting is so bad that it hurts inside, when love is so
hot it burns inside I think of you and want you by my side.
23) Let’s get together tonight, drink wine and sit by the fire.
Tomorrow may come too late or we just may not care.
24) Take care of yourself for me. Since I live in your heart,
You’ll be taking care of me.
25) Save a smile for me, don’t lose them all at the office.
26) Somewhere, someone is thinking of you. So, don’t be sad,
I’m waiting for you.
27) All through my math class, I was thinking of you. But I still
couldn’t calculate how much I love you

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28) When God created the world in six days, why did He take so
long to create someone as sexy as you?
29) Angels in heaven, dreams in sleep, water in streams and you
in my heart.
30) If you doubt my love for you, give me a shout. I’ll come over
and work things out.
31) You without me are like the birds without trees and earth
without the streams.
32) I still look at your picture and think you are the sexiest
woman alive. Although’ at 82, that’s something of a lie.
33) Read this message and forget this text. Turn off your Cell,
but don’t forget the sender.
34) When God created you, He knew something was missing. So
He created me, and now everything is right.
35) To see you hurt or to see you cry, it hurts so bad, I could die.
36) White and yellow, orange and red. If you’ll be my pillow,
I’ll take you to bed.
37) I’d go through hell and I’d go through fire, but I can’t go
through life without your smile.
38) When it hurts, think of me. If it rains, think of me. when
will you stop thinking and come get me?
39) Our love is one long sweet dream. Let’s sleep on till we die.
40) They say love is a disease. If so, I like being ill.
41) Bundles of joy, oodles of fun. You are all the things I love,
rolled into one.
42) Cute as a kitten, sweet as a rose. No wonder I’m smitten,
now there’s no getting better.

43) Open your heart for me. Shut it quick, before someone else
steps in.
44) If you feel like crying, give me a ring. I’ll do all that I can to
make your heart sing.
45) Why the long face, why the teary eyes? I promise I’ll get you
a triple milkshake with ice.
46) Smile and the world smiles with you. Cry and I’ll cry with
47) There’s nothing on my mind but you, there’s no one in my
heart but you.
48) You must be dead tired every morning, because at night
You are always in my dreams.
49) I’ve met many girls, some good, some cute, some funny,
some sweet. But not one of them has caught my eye. I
sometimes wonder what it is in you that I just can’t let go.
50) True heaven is life at its best, with your arms around me
and my head on your chest.
51) So long, my love. Let’s wait until we meet again, some other
place, some other time.
52) Through good times and the bad, I’ll always be the friend
you wish you had.
53) I’m not one for promises; I’m not one for words. But I’m
nothing without you, as empty as a tree without birds.
54) You don’t have to like me. Just adore me and everything
will be nice.
55) I send you my heart in this little message. Guard it well and
keep it safe.
56) I see so many stars at night, but none are as sweet and
dazzling as your eyes by candlelight.
57) You are all I want. Come to me and make my life.
58) I love you more than I can say. you can see it all when you
look at my face.
59) When I saw you for the first time, I felt my safe little world
shake. Now, I know why – love comes with a lot of ache.
60) I am up for anything you want to do, because I’m lost in
love with you.
61) Tonight is the night for me and you, the night to discover if
we’re meant to be.
62) You are the one I adore, I’d give you my life and anything
63) Your smile is so gentle, your face so sweet, when I’m with
you, my heart skips a beat.
64) When it gets to be forever, and for all that time we’re
together, I’d still be longing for you.
65) Till the end of my days, till God takes my breath away, I will
continue to say, I’m yours for always.
66) When you feel that no one is there and that love is very rare,
remember me and know that I care.
67) If you feel down, or your dreams come shattering, look up
and be happy. Your smile is all that matters to me.
68) Whether you make mistakes or your pretty head is filled
with grey, I cannot seem to stay away.
69) My life is no longer a song of blue, because I’ve found my
love in you.
70) I’m grateful you came into my life. Let’s make it forever –
be my wife.
71) I’ve looked for love in all the wrong places. The one place I
forgot to look was your heart.
72) Stand by me hold me close, I sometimes feel alone and
sometimes lost. You are my anchor, You are all there is.
73) You gave me your heart, I gave you mine. Let’s stay this
way till the end of time.
74) Your smile brightens my day and your words blow me
75) When you take me in your arms for a kiss, you pull my soul
out through my lips.
76) In your eyes I see my life, in your arms my destiny.
77) Let me name a star after you. Let me fetch the moon down
to earth. For in love we can aim to do, even that which seems
too much.
78) You want to know what love can do? It can make a sane
man go mad. Why else would I stand here waiting, while you
shop for the perfect pudding?
79) Hair like silk, lips so tender, just one kiss and I surrender.
80) From now till forever we’ll always be together.
81) Text me when you need me, text me when your down, text
me when you feel like, but don’t text me at midnight!
82) You are – the smile on my face, the twinkle in my eye, the
song in my heart, and the love of my life.
83) It’s nice to feel your fingers laced through mine. Let’s walk
through the shadows and catch up on lost time.
84) You are my pillar, the wind beneath my wings. You are the
only 1 to hold me when everything else leaves me.

85) You are the one I need, the only 1 for me. Your voice makes
me weak, your love keeps me alive.
86) One more year goes by, with you by my side. There’s much
I’ve got from life, but none as precious as you.
87) Do me a favours, send me your picture. I’m playing poker
and I’ve lost my joker.
88) you laugh, I laugh, you cry, I cry, you make food, I die.
89) Love is the game, and we are the players.
90) If you love me tell me so, or else someone might beat you to
91) There’s no rhyme or reason to love – it just happens one
fine day to the best of us.
92) Your job is to love, mine is to find the reason – why do you
love me so?
93) When things go wrong, when tears come strong, come lean
on me, I’ll be strong.
94) If I could, I’d put it up with a neon sign – how I love you
and how you’re mine.
95) What did I gain when I fell for you? Love and joy and tears
96) No candle without a flame, no love songs without a moon.
Trust me when I say I’ve no life without you.
97) Fragrance in flowers, sweetness in cakes. Beauty in your
eyes, and the smile on your face. I knew when I fell in love, it
was no mistake.
98) Ye Gods up there so full of grace, bless my love and his sexy

99) In this world we meet so many pasts, but each leaves a
memory so breaks our little heart.
100) I could travel to the end of the world and then come back,
plumb the depths of the sea and then rise up, if I can just find
my way back to your love.
101) The love I hold inside, I give you through my eyes. Some
things don’t need to be said, they’re felt when they are there.
102) Now that we’re together, everything’ s going to be OK. I can
buy and you can pay.
103) Got up late for work and nearly missed my bus. Came
running to my chair, fell down and mightily cussed. I knew we
had an electric night, but didn’t expect the after-effects.
104) Loving is infectious, you catch it like the flu. you started
loving me and I fell in love with you.
105) Do you take me to be your lawful mate? To text me all that’s
running through your heart, till low battery does throw us
apart ?
106) Love is like a mobile phone you keep it close to your heart
and You are lost without it.
107) Love is the way I do the laundry while you change nappies.
108) Happy New Year, have a rocking Easter, Good luck on
Valentine’s, happy birthday, spooky Halloween and Merry
Xmas. Now don’t expect another SMS for the next 12 months.
109) Read this text and you love me, delete it and you desire me,
reply to it and you miss me – so what’s it going to be?
110) God made bread to be with cheese. God made you to be with
me. How do I know? I asked Him myself!
111) I saw something in the window shop something stunning,
pricey and beautiful. I thought I’d get it 4 you, and then I saw
it was my own reflection!

112) Beautiful eyes, wonderful smile, the perfect walk and
sweetest talk …enough about me, so how are you?
113) You are so sweet you drive me insane. My heart is in agony
and I’m in pain.
114) Blown kisses are wasted. Kisses aren’t kisses till they are
115) Some say that kisses are hated because they spread germs.
But you can kiss me baby, because I’m inoculated.
116) A peach is a peach and a plum is a plum You are you and I
love you for that.
117) I am the strawberry & You are the cream. Let me lie in
your bosom so you can melt around me.
118) Handle me gently, keep me with care. Where I’d like to be is
always in your heart.
119) Just thought I’d let you know that every time I look at you,
after all the time that’s gone by, I still see the beauty that tied
me to you.
120) The moment I see you, my breath cuts short, I feel the blood
in my face – I think this must be love.
121) Just 1 kiss and I feel so strong. With your lips on my lips I
know I belong.
122) Forever and ever, you and me, With each others’ love happy
and free.
123) Like circles in the sand that go round and round,
everlasting love is what we’ve found
124) Which is more important to me – you or my life? Well, my
life obviously, because You are my life!
125) Let friendship take its course. you lead and I’ll follow.
(126) A friendship is sweet when it’s new, and sweeter yet when
it’s true.
127) Like old wine that gets better with age, my love for you
climbs higher every day.
128) Love is honest, love is true. I know because I found that love
in you.
129) Chocolates are sweet, teddy bears so huggable and stars are
so bright. Did they make you of chocolates, teddy bears and
130) The dreams in my eyes can become reality if You are the
one to walk beside me.
131) A special friend is a rare breed and it’s real hard to find one
indeed. Perfect friends are so very few, I’m lucky that I found
132) It took me just 1 minute to know you, 2 hours to appreciate
you, 3 days to love you, and an entire lifetime to forget you.
133) If you don’t get a seat, don’t worry. Come sit in my heart.
That way, you never have to leave.
134) This morning God asked me, “What’s your wish for
today?” I thought and thought, then asked Him to please
protect the one reading this message.
135) Time may lead me to destruction and faith may break me to
pieces, but I’m glad that somewhere in this journey I could
share your kisses.

136) A memory so special that it could never die – 2 friends so
close that we could never say goodbye.
137) Life has given me many gifts some big, some small. But You
are the gift that God gave me, the most precious of them all.
138) You held my hand throughout the night. I think you must
have used super glue, because now I just can’t let go.

139) When you are in trouble and you need a hand, remember
my number because I’m your friend.
140) A friend is always welcome, at dawn or late at night. Time is
of no significance when it comes to you, my dear wife.
141) Life is not easy, it never will be. That’s why we have friends
who will never leave.
142) My love is so deeply rooted it can never be uprooted.
143) A friend is someone who remembers the song your own
heart has forgotten.
144) A true friend is one who reaches out for your hand and
touches your heart.
145) You meet a friend by chance, you become friends by choice,
you remain friends by decision, and everlasting friendship is a
146) The sun sets to plunge the world in darkness. The moon
rises to give a glimmer of hope. Friends are like the moon, they
guide you when there’s nothing else to hope for.
147) When I’m walking in front of you, I’ll lead you, when I walk
beside you, I’ll be there for you, when I’m behind you, I’m
looking up to you, when I’m without you, I’m missing you.
148) When you breathe, I take in life. In your eyes, I live. So, my
love, never cry or I will drown.
149) When the days’ work is done and we share the last few
moments together, I know it was worth all the trouble just for
these moments that last forever.
150) You have become an addiction. No wonder I experience
withdrawal symptoms when I’m not with you.
151) There’s a gift that gold cannot buy, a gem that’s so precious
and rare and that’s the way my heart feels every time I see you.

152) Wonderful friends like You are truly rare and few.
153) We never know where time will take us. If we drift and
slowly part, remember You’ll always be in my heart.
154) Even after you leave, you will live on forever and ever
within my silent heart.
155) A look, a touch that’s all there is between the closest of
friends that’s all there needs to be when I’m with you.
156) Like the silent rain that falls throughout the night to quench
the parching earth, I didn’t know how much you loved me till
you filled my empty soul.
157) When I started dreaming of you instead of pizzas and
hotdogs, I knew it was time to look for something new to eat.
158) Many people walk in and out of my life. you, my love, are
also free to leave. But you leave your footprints etched in my
159) Yesterday remains in our memories, tomorrow waits in our
hopes. Today shines bright and new because of the friends who
stand beside us.
160) Our love is so precious, costly and rare. We may be apart
but the feelings are all still there.
161) The test of friendship is not longevity. It’s when you leave
and I spend a week’s salary talking to you on my phone.
162) True friends are like diamonds, so precious and rare. False
friends are like dead leaves, they are scattered everywhere.
163) When I left this morning, you were fast asleep. I looked at
your face for a moment and thanked God for my destiny.
164) When you speak my name, it is different. I know my name is
safe in your mouth.
165) Your love for me shines through your smile, peeks through
your eyes and whispers in the quiet beat of your heart.
166) Love is when you smile through your tears just to let
someone know you are OK
167) Love is what makes you smile every time you see him,
though it’s the same old face every time.
168) If ever I need a place to hide and spend my life, it will be
your heart, because I’d feel safest there.
169) Choose me so you don’t regret, it’s a good deal – in fact, the
best you can get!
170) If there are times you make me cry looking for a reason
why, there are also times you make me fly and reach the limits
of the sky.
171) You ask me what I like about you. I think it’s your eyes, no
you’re little pesky mouth or may be your impossible lips ..well,
what can I say? I think I love everything about you.
172) Your eyes are looking tired and your lashes are hugging
each other tight, go to the land of sweet dreams and meet me
there tonight.
173) You say you are ill I have a prescription: one pill of love, a
few spoons of hugs and a capsule of kisses that should do.
174) Love is the passion inside that you can’t hide, and the smile
outside that never dies.
175) Slowly the leaves of memory fall, I’ll pick them up and
gather them all, because today, tomorrow and all my life
through, it’s wonderful having someone like you.
176) What if there was no love to share, there were no one to
care? Life would then be so bare.
177) The seas for you, the waves for me; the sky for you and the
stars for me. Everything’ s for you, and you are for me.

178) If the world stopped turning and the sun stopped burning,
I’d still be enjoying my time here, because I was loved by you.
179) I know deep within my heart that sometimes things fall
apart and that it’s always hard to part, but I still can’t let you
goof you are my dear heart.
180) If the world is full of miseries, it’d still be worth going
through, because somewhere in some corner, there’d still be
someone like you.
181) If words can’t make you feel better, let me hug you with my
arms, listen to you with my ears and worship you with my eyes.
182) If I am the heart, you are the beat within me, pumping the
blood into my veins and filling me with heat.
183) Every time I tried to tell you what’s inside, words were hard
to find – all I can say is your one of a kind.
184) Every time I miss you, a shooting star falls. So, if one day
there are no more stars in the sky, its because you made me
miss you too much.
185) Love is gentle, love is kind, love endures, and love is
186) The fragrance of a rose reminds me of thee, of sweet hugs
and passion and a love that’s forever sweet.
187) Sweet as sugar, soft as butter, I’d melt in your arms if you
hold me any tighter.
188) Friendship is like chinaware, so costly and so rare. Once
broken it can be mended, but a crack is always there.
189) River to the ocean, beams to the moon, birds to the tree and
you to me.
190) If ever you feel down and wonder where love is, remember
someone cares, someone preys and someone looks up at the
stars and sighs for you.

191) On a silent night when the stars are few, I sit here thinking
of you, a lonely tear and a little sigh, o, how I wish I were with
192) A square has 4 ends, a triangle has 3 ends, a line has 2 ends
and my life has 1 end – to keep you in my heart forever.
193) Well, it’s quite an honour, but it just happens to be true, the
best friend I ever had happens to be someone like you.
194) Giggles & laughs, smiles & tears, life has many of these, but
just one true love.
195) I’d send you all my love in a letter, sealed with a kiss. But
since a letter would take forever, I thought I’d send you my
love like this.
196) Are we friends or are we not. Sometimes I feel so, sometimes
I do not. Whatever you are, part with you, I will not.
197) Life is sometimes hard, sometimes fun. There is darkness at
times till the morning brings the sun. When you’re down, give
me a call, I’ll drop by.
198) Till dreams turn to reality and desires fulfilled by destiny,
let’s stay together, forever you and me.
199) They say that friends are angels from above, sent by God to
share their love. Well, I always knew there was something
‘divine’ about me.
200) Don’t look for beauty and don’t look for skin, look for a
heart that loves you from within
201) I wanted to send you something sexy, priceless and cute. But
the postman caught me doing it and told me to get out of the
post box.
202) There’s only 2 times when I miss you that’s day & night
when you’re not around.

203) Your clothes may look good; they may have the latest style.
But you aren’t cool dude, till you’re wearing a smile.
204) I’ll go to the ends of the world to prove my love for you …so
long as you promise to let me go alone!
205) Don’t be sad and don’t be blue, Einstein was ugly too!
206) The only way to find love is to get lost in it.
207) There is no sweeter ecstasy than the yearning of your heart.
208) The bond of 2 hearts can never be broken. If it’s true love, it
will never be shaken.
209) We are 2 hearts living in just one soul, staying together
forever and more.
210) In love we find 2 hearts bound by a delicate twine, yet
strong enough to win any test of time.
211) I’m on the top of the world ever since you told me that I’m
your girl.
212) Now that I’ve found my way to your heart, I can’t find my
way back home.
213) No longer I, but we.
214) You came to me to light my life, me the lady and you my
wonderful knight. So now, get off your high horse and start
cutting veggies with a knife!
215) I came here as a guest, I liked the accommodation, and now
I’m here to stay. So, how much does a room in your heart cost?
216) I might seem to be a world away, but remember I love you,
and I’m just a phone call away.
217) Eternity can come and go, but I’ll still be waiting here for

218) The words you say, it’s like a dream come true. 2 loving
hearts to share 1 love that is so true.
219) Love is a lingering kiss, entwined hands, a shy hello and a
soft caress in the dark.
220) My bed refused to sleep with me last night; it said it wanted
221) I love you too much for my own good, I know, but I just
can’t seem to stop.
222) Love is when you call me late at night to tell me that you
have reached safely…and I actually feel happy you called.
223) I searched high and low, I ran to and fro; in the end when
love came, I saw it in you when I opened the door.
224) Behind every successful woman, there is a loving man.
Thank you.
225) Your love gives me the strength to fly, to spread my wings
and kiss the sky.
226) If love has left you forlorn and you are looking for a friend,
I’d like to come by and give you a helping hand.
227) One woman for one man, one love to hold hands, one life to
live and one chance to make it all happen.
228) A touch so pure, a smile so true, nothing can beat my love
for you.
229) You took my hand and grasped my heart. you kissed my lips
and stole my soul.
230) Today, tomorrow and forever love is a drug that gives me
231) I miss you more than I can say; I’ll miss you just as much
tomorrow and I miss you more and more each day.

232) When I’m scared hold me tight, when I go wrong, please
make it right. Our love is like a flame, let it grow bright.
233) Can’t you hear my heart whispering its love for you the
words are so loud in my ears, everyone knows about it but you.
234) Mangoes are tasty when they are ripe, love becomes passion
just after a fight.
235) Forget me not, forget me never, and always remember we
are simply great together.
236) I love you and you love me, it’s so simple just like ABC.
237) I’m sending you an SMS to ease your stress, to bring back
that smile and to tell you I’m waiting for your sweet caress.
238) If tomorrow I have to leave, not knowing when we’ll meet,
will you still stay here and wait just for me?
239) What would I have to do to get you to notice me too?
240) I’d shout my love with a neon sign and paint your name
across the sky all you have to do is be mine.
241) I will fly if you hold me too light and I will cry if you hold
me too tight.
242) Love is careless and love is a flirt, love is restless and has
people to hurt.
243) People told me love is true, didn’t believe them till I found
244) Between the years and between the ages, it’s inevitable but
true. Seasons may change and people may go, but I will always
belong to you.
245) When I fall in love, it has to be forever. Love is costly you
see, I can’t afford another.

246) If we have to part and go separate ways, you will stay in my
heart till my dying days.
247) I may not seem like I am here, that’s coz without your love
I’m not complete.
248) My love for you is as tried and true as the sky is blue and
the misty dew.
249) You ‘fall’ in love ‘coz no one with sense would walk into it.
250) You’re like cool balm on my fevered brow, like sweet water
on my parched soul.
251) I can’t resist you, can’t live without you. I can do without
anything but you.
252) If you thought that love was funny, and it’d never cost any
money, let me tell you honey, please don’t fall in love with me.
253) After you read this text, you will be mine. I’ve sent it loaded
you see with love potion number 9.
254) I’m an extreme romantic, so my love flows from coast to
coast touching the Pacific and the Atlantic.
255) Trickling down and falling round, all around you on the
ground is a love so precious it can’t be found anywhere else but
in my heart.
256) My love is beautiful, my love is nice, and my love is sugar,
cream and spice.
257) When I see you my heart goes frantic my feelings are all in a
tizzy I’m a total mess.
258) Make my pain go away and fill my empty heart, heal all my
wounds and promise we’ll never be apart.
259) Once you climb into my heart, you may never leave and you
may never grieve.

260) If you’re ready for the ride, hold on tight. I’m going to take
you on a joyride of a lifetime.
261) I send this text with all my love. When you switches off the
phone, the text will disappear but my love will remain.
262) I can’t wait to get you in my arms and tell you all my
thoughts, share everything with you and take you into my
263) Without your love, I feel all alone; like it’s been a million
years since I’ve come home.
264) In your simple smile, in your heavenly voice, in your sweet
perfume, I found the perfect world.
265) The way you make me feel, you make my world go round. I
could go on and on about the way you make me feel.
266) You say it’s time to move on, and I shall say goodbye. But
think twice before you leave, coz a heart like this is not easy to
267) Three little treasures you give to me one is a kiss, one a hug
and one little heart to keep my love.
268) Love has the power to make everything alright, to turn tears
into smile and to give meaning to life.
269) I am so in love I feel free, no longer alone.
270) I promise to love you no matter what you do, just promise
me you will love me too.
271) Be my friend until the very end. After I die, find yourself
another friend.
272) Love is when you hear my footsteps in the dark and opens
the door for me before I knock.
273) I’ll always love you, to the end of my days, and then again
from beyond my grave.

274) Seasons will change it’s true. Times will pass, that’s also
true. But things that don’t change are so few and that’s my love
for you.
275) I love to be with you to hold your hands, to see you smile.
That’s what makes life worthwhile.
276) On this day I promise you my heart will ever be true and it
beats only for you.
277) All day long I think of you. Even when I try not to, I can’t
stop thinking of you.
278) When I slipped beneath my blanket, it was so warm and so
soft; I could feel the pure bliss and the velvet of your kiss.
279) There’s a sea of distance between us, my love, and I wish it
weren’t true, coz all day long I yearn to be with you.
280) When I look at the moon and the way it lights up the sky, I
think of you and see the way you brought light to my life.

Texting a Girl Sweet Messages

There is a fine line between sending a girl some sweet messages and appearing desperate or clingy. Not every girl likes to get sweet messages on a regular basis, so you will need to take some care in how and when you send them out to a particular girl until you get to know here a little better.

Sending sweet text messages to a girl without an indication that she is in to you can cause more harm than good. If she isn’t in to you very much yet, then the heartfelt declarations of love will fall a little flat and seem a lot creepy to her. She might never talk to you again no matter how well your initial meeting went or if she was really in to you when you got her phone number. You will have to pay attention to her in person and then use other texts in order to see what sweet ones you can send to her in the near future. Because you can send them early on in a relationship when done properly.

Sweet Text Messages

 1.  I was thinking of you and just wanted to let you know.

  • When you connect with someone it only reinforces the notion when you mention you are thinking about them when you are away from each other. As long as you don’t text them you are thinking about them every 30 minutes, it is a nice reminder and will put a smile on their face. It shows a bit of sweetness without overdoing the emotion or the sentiment. It is direct and honest as well, showing your confident nature. It might also keep her guessing as to when and what your next text message will be about.

2.  Send her flowers via a picture.

  • Technology can be used in a manner to further the relationship in ways that might be detrimental in person. For example, instead of sending her a large and expensive bouquet of flowers after a first date, snap a picture of one flower from a garden or even a flower shop. She doesn’t know where the flower is, just that when you saw it you thought of her. It isn’t forceful or demanding attention like two dozen roses delivered to her house would be. And it doesn’t force her to reply unless she wants to. A great way to mention you are thinking of her and it acts as a virtual gift. Then if she is receptive to the picture of flowers then it would be OK to send them in person down the road! She might even give away details like that is her favorite or good thing it’s a picture because she is highly allergic!

3.  Show her you can cook with a picture text.

  • Pictures that show you or at least prove it is you cooking will pique her interest. It gets her emotionally invested because it displays the boyfriend skills you have and that you could take care of her if necessary because you know how to cook! Pictures you take are more personal than a funny picture pulled off the Internet or something forwarded from a friend to a friend to a friend.  With your own picture you are taking the time to not only think about it but actually send it. It is a time investment that will appeal to them. A picture of a dessert might be better than taking it to her if she is calorie conscious too.

4.   Remember to compliment pictures she sends you.

  • Remember that girls love to receive compliments. And if she sends you a picture of herself or something she is doing, remember to compliment it. It is a chance to show your softer side, that you paid attention to what she sent you and that you really do appreciate the effort she took to think of you and send a picture to you.

5.  Wanna go out and do something?

  • Even though text messages will connect you, it is best to be out together in person where you can enjoy things and really experience life. Technology can help the relationship along, but you shouldn’t skip out on real life activities in favor of hanging with your technology. And you can’t really seduce them over the phone…you need a physical body to be able to do that! So send you texts but make it suggest you want to see them and actually do something rather than just text all evening.

6.  Miss ya.

  • Humans crave contact with other human beings. We are just programmed that way and there isn’t anything we can do about it. So you can send her a text that you miss her, but follow up with a when can I see you or let’s do something. You can miss a person for a while but then it becomes your fault when you miss them for too long without taking action to resolve the problem. While a miss you text is sweet, it is actually sweeter to schedule a meeting so you can get  over the missing part.


Send out sweet messages that are limited and sincere until you get to know a girl a little bit better. It will aid in your relationship development when you use with caution!

Romantic Text Messages

Sending a Girl Romantic Texts

Girls love spending their day imagining romance. Romance in the form of a date or a second date with the man of her dreams. You could be the man of her dreams if you wanted with a little bit of practice and finesse. Whether it is on shopping trips, going out or attending sporting events, you can easily be the man delivering that romance to her and making her happy.

Imagine you are in a relationship with a girl and everything seems to be smooth sailing. You have been connecting on various levels on your date and even been a little romantic towards her. But you might want to increase the romance or do it in a bigger way. Or a more sophisticated way. There is a way to make the texts you send to her appear romantic and thoughtful  and like you spent all day and night thinking of her. Because that is what you want her to think. What are these texts?

Sweet, Romantic, and Flirty Text Messages

 1.  I want to surprise you – let’s go out tonight.

  • Sending out texts is a great way to keep the interaction up. But you also need to be face to face, getting to know each other and interacting in real life situations. You need to appreciate the art of a fine date, be with another person and relish the togetherness of another body. Having another person’s hand to hold while you stroll in the park is a lot better than texting them through your phone while you watch the baseball game alone from your living room. Women like texts but the like a man to be decisive in the fact that they want to see them. And surprising here is even better. Her heart will go a pitter patter when you mention a surprise and a date. A surprise could include:

2.  Surprise! I bought two tickets to Ireland!

  • This would be a really big and really expensive surprise. But you can imagine the surprise and the emotion that would greet you with this revelation. And you can still be greeted in a great way with a surprise, so see to it that it is something she does NOT expect you to do or give her. A predictable surprise isn’t really a surprise at all. And a surprise doesn’t have to be a purchase, it could be some creative planning on your part. Take her to do something she really loves to do but rarely has the opportunity. A surprise doesn’t always have to be an expensive gift or jewelry, because then it becomes predictable and boring.


3. Do you realize how awesome/beautiful/whatever you really are?


  • Who doesn’t love a compliment? Women love them and you should know that if you have been around any type of female, whether it is your own mother or sister even. They will post them on their social media pages and tell each other things all of the time. They love receiving compliments more than anything in the world, so you should start practicing on how you dish them out. Compliments help create a female’s psyche – much more so than a man’s. A compliment will validate how a woman feels or how she thinks she looks. And you want her to feel attractive because then she is more fun and apt to do more things with you on your date that are fun and interesting. Compliments help her to feel romantic as long as they are genuine. Don’t give out fake ones all of them time just to say you did. Then they will fall flat and be worthless, like a predictable surprise. Be honest and sincere with your compliments so they get the ultimate in responses for you.

4.  There’s something outside just for you.

  •  This is another way to produce a surprise. It shows affection but also that you are dominant and willing to take the lead in the romance department with producing and creating surprises for her. It might even be claimed you are trying to sweep her off her feet with surprises, romance and gifts! That’s never a bad thing. Now, the surprise sitting outside doesn’t have to be big or expensive or elaborate either. It can be some small token that brightens her day. For instance, maybe she just rolled out of bed after a double shift at work and you prepared her breakfast on a tray. Maybe she got stuck in the mud yesterday and you took her car and had it cleaned while she slept in. Be thoughtful with your surprises more than you are generous with your wallet and they will mean a lot more. Good deeds will always be rewarded down the road, especially when you are sincere in handing them out.

5. Tell me how I can help your forget your bad day.

  • This text is full of promise and suggestion. It also shows you were listening to them and recognized they were having a horrible day at work or at home before you got there. This text can also escalate a relationship because you can be suggestive in ways to help get over the bad day. A massage certainly relieves tension, but it could also lead to a whole lot more. But don’t be pushy about it. Be cool and see exactly how bad her day was and if she would even be receptive to more after a massage.

6. Meet me at _____ tonight.

  • Being spontaneous is the way to attract someone too. When you can make plans on the fly and still be interesting then you will have her full attention all of the time because she doesn’t know what to expect. But she knows you are thinking of her because you want to meet her. Make sure you are meeting in a safe location though and not weird her out by where and when you want to meet!

7. I miss you.

  • This is one text message that doesn’t need much explanation. To the point and it will get them every time. You missed them during the day or night and want to be with them again.
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